im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
(via jarelle)
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They ask why I hate people, but there are thousands of reasons why people hate me.Tablo (Don’t Hate Me)
(Source: mouthfullofrice, via troioi-kevinnnn)
Half of me is crying and the other half of me is also crying.
(via zeloi)
If my jokes offend you:
- I’m sorry
- It won’t happen again
- 1 & 2 are lies
- You’re a pussy
(Source: 69shadesofgray, via troioi-kevinnnn)
do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”
(Source: gleeson666, via kwonri)
“Maybe this is what the Mayans predicted. Not an asteroid or a solar flare, but the end of what we are. We no longer cherish life, or the other people, or even the earth or the animals or the resources put on it. War. Genocide. Abuse. Senseless mass murder. Animal cruelty. Gluttony. Greed. Waste. And lust. Look around you, the end of the world is already here.”
i just want a boy to like me
no not that one
(Source: loganlermen, via jixiu)
